The power to see the future, but as a blind person who can't hear or smell.

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The power to fight inanimate objects that pose no threat to you

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The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

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The power to never finish your sente

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The power to sh!t using your mind.

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The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

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The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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The power to do something when you do it.

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The ability to reverse your digestive system.

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the ability to grow trees in the desert

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xray vision , but you must close your eyes

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The power to attract flies everytime you're eating or on a date.

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The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

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The power to have the biggest boner ever in the middle of a presentation.

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The ability to turn into Jeff the Magic Cactus Baby, for a second, while you are sleeping.

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The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

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The power to get foot-boners

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Change the outcome of Disney movies 3 years before they come out.

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The power to grow giant, sharp and needly painful dildoes out of any surface just by sitting on it.

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The power to turn int water when your in water.

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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The power to piss out of your ass and shit through your dick

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!