- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to age 2% faster every time you see the color purple.

the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

the power to be as dumb as george bush and as useless as barrak obama

The power to see what happened in yesterdays future... Moral: meh.

the power to eat gold and turn it into koosh balls

The ability to reverse your digestive system.

The power to only drink when your parents are watching.

The power to attract flies everytime you're eating or on a date.

the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death

The power to eat ass.

The power to be scared shitless and run around like a retard for about 100 minutes.

The Power to lose a fight before it begins

The power to ressurect anyone alive by killing them first. Works only 10 percent of the time...

The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

The power to understand a joke 30 seconds later after the last person in the group did it.

The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

The power to make poorly drawn art in less time than it takes to blink.

The power to go forward in time so you get defeated faster

The power to have all the powers written in here

The power to fly but only when you are in a winged aircraft.

The power to sing better then anyone in the world, but only in the presence of the deaf.

The power to shut the fuck up.

the ability to slightly change your facial expression. sometimes.

The power to teleport your self 5 feet ahead of you every 3 seconds

Pointless Super Powers