the ability to smell sounds

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The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

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the ability to digest any food easily

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The power to stop people from committing suicide just before they do, but only by killing them...

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the power to read something without looking at it

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The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.

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Eht rewop ot epyt sdrawkcab dna kaeps ti yltneulf ekilnu eht yug ohw tog no eht tsrif egap.

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the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

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The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

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The ability to make dogs sneeze

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The power to do something when you do it.

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The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

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The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

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power to have time to actually wright something funny in pointless superpowers

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The power to turn on electronic devices without pressing the switch, but only when you're touching the switch.

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The power to tell when someone is using a cheese grater within 5 feet

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The power to be impressed by Sham-Wow

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The power to be lazy and a normal human being. The Average Joe Power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!