the power to kill every thing you see but you have to be high and drunk and naked at the same time

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the power of superspeed but only backwards

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the power to eat only one lays potato chip

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To be able to turn into any molusk when in a lava pit

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The power to watch tv while sleeping

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the power to turn invisible when no one else is around.

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The power to not hear thunder.

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The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.

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The power to realize that your personality is like a shithole.

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the power to be really itchy.

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The power to lower your IQ (irreversible)

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The Power to lose a fight before it begins

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xray vision , but you must close your eyes

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The power to buy "I cant believe its not butter" and turn the damn thing into real butter.

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The power to attract bullets.

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The ability to put your whole foot in your mouth.

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The power to shoot socks out of your hands.

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The power to understand a joke 30 seconds later after the last person in the group did it.

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The power to write a country song

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the superpower to be able to fuck extremely good with or without genitals

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The power to go forward in time so you get defeated faster

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to make poorly drawn art in less time than it takes to blink.

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the ability to shit active helicopters >o

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!