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The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

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The ability to eat fruit cake without gagging.

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The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

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The power to think you have powers.

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The ability to look at yourself in anything, except a mirror.

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The power to fly when u are in an elevator

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The power to speak in Braille

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The power to always throw a napkin in a trash can from a couple feet away

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the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

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The power to turn computers into pencil sharpeners.

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The power to live again but only while your still alive.

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the power to kill plants in a desert.

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The power to travel forward in time at the speed of normal time.

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The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

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The power to talk like Batman perfectly, but only at really serious moments.

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The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

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The power of 2 milliseconds of omnipotence followed by death.

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The power to understand animals but only extinct animals

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The power to be a walrus

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The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

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The Pickle Touch- That is, the power to pickle any object by merely touching it.

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The power to have wood when you wake up.

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The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!