The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!

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The power to die but once

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the power to see the things that are happening right

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The power to teleport to hell. You cannot teleport anywhere else.

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The power to pick something up and stay the same.

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The ability to switch your fingers with thumbs, and your thumbs with baby corn.

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Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

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The power to die uncontrollably and never come back or do anything else.

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The power to spontaneously break into song only during absolutely tragic moments.

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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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The power to go suicide

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The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

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The power to not die in lava but only when you are cold

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The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

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The power to tie your shoes...... while your on BOTH knees

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Zebra Man has the power to change color from black to white and back again, at will

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The ability to grow adult teeth back if you loose them.

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The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper

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The power to grow fingernails.

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the power to see farther, but only in pitch blackness

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The power to produce 5 times the normal amount of ball sweat.

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The power to shape-shift, but only into: Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, or Hannah Montana.

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Ladder hands.

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The ability to turn invisible... when noone is looking

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!