The power to see concrete yellow

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The power to see through air.

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the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

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Expert level knowledge of the Kardashian lore

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The power to tell if a movie is crap just by looking at its cover

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The power to see the future, but as a blind person who can't hear or smell.

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power to kill dead ppl.

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The power to...lick you're nose

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The power to walk thru mud and not leave a footprint

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The power to see through windows

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The power to come up with pointless superpowers on a website about pointless superpowers.

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The power to look angry when not trying too and everyone else notices it and im just lonely.

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the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

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The power to talk to people miles away.

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Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.

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The ability to spit in random obscure crayola colors.

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The power to harvest the cheese off your wiener.

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The power for chris not to eat spaghetti

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The ability to fart pee.

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the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

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The power to create ice out of thin air but only at -35 degree celcius and below.

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the power to f**k your family all at once

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The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way

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the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!