- Pointless Super Powers

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The power to be able to get a key for a door on that does not even exist every 6 weeks

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The ability to create bruises on your body but not know where they came from, and then poke them.-.Jack

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The power to make a pint a gallon

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The power to see your reflection with The Mirror

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The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

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The power to lose this power.

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The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to do nothing

The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

The power to be able to get a key for a door on that does not even exist every 6 weeks

The power to control every extinct species but to be unable to revive them

The ability to see through clothes......but only the clothes your wearing.

The power to eat anything that is from a plant

The power to think that you can fly when you wear a cape.

The power to have infinite energy, but only when you're asleep.

The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

The ability to give yourself brain cancer at will

The power to have the strength of 50 old people

The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

The ability to go poop and pee.

Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

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the power to sleep while standing!