The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

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The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

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The power to make sense of Donald Trump

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The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

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The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

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The power to just eat one lays potato chip

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Apathy for the world. (Don't stop believing.)

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the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

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The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

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The power to torture yourself and you are also immortal but will immediately die if you are not constantly tortured in a way that is 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times worse then you can even imagine and are so terrified of dying that you would rather be tortured for all eternity.

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The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

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the power to poop dogs without fur.

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The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.

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The power to fart shamelessly on the first date.

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The power to become annoyed by annoying people

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The power to make anything into toilet paper.

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The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

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The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

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The power to see through windows

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The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

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The power to cum extremely hard inside you`re mother.

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The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!