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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).
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The power to have never-ending growing curly hair, but with no powers.
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he power to absorb every 6th bullet shot at you
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The power to fly, but only when pigs do
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The power to see through air.
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Expert level knowledge of the Kardashian lore
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The power to pick something up and stay the same.
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The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.
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The power to see when people fart.
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The power to swallow instead of spid
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The power to have your incontinence supplies delivered discretely to your door with little or no cost to you!
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the power to turn into a random piece of fruit.
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The power to set money on fire
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the power to turn wine into water
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The power to summon earthworms
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the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.
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The power to ask sarah jessica parker, "why the long face?"
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The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.
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The ability to only fart in public
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Liam Brudenell
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The ability to bleed for 3-5 days once a month
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The Power to Die instantly.
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The ability to sense a crime has been committed, but only after the criminal has already been caught and safely locked away in jail.
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the ability to grow trees in the desert
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!