the power die if you think.

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The power to make people believe it wasn't' you who just farted

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The power to have a poo at your girlfriend's house and be only 22.2% sure that it will flush

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Super Stength Backlash: Power of an incredibly powerful punch, but everytime you strike the force is reflected back onto you.

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The power to be reincarnated as yourself 5 minutes before you die again

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The power to shape-shift into a chair, but only a chair

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The power to become a carrot.

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The power to hurt the people you love

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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The power to not be affected by bullets unless you are shot with one by a gun

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The power to generate fecal matter when being held at gunpoint.

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the power to suck but only when your awesome

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pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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the power to fart in 7 different colors

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the power to make sounds by vibrating your vocal cords.

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The power to understand a joke 30 seconds later after the last person in the group did it.

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The power to see through things like locked cabinets, wrapped birthday presents etc. But only if you know whats inside.

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The power to use expired coupons, this Power expired 3 years ago

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

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The ability to know exactly where every Canadian penny within 5 feet of you is.

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The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time

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The power to become extremely intoxicated only during job interviews

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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!