- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to do anything as if you were god but only after you slay a mythical dragon and eat an Unicorn's poop.

The power to time travel to the present.

The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

The power of being able to say, yell or do anything at all without nobody bothering... ever again...

The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

the power to scream "I LOVE JUSTIN BEIBER!!!" when your freinds are around (you can only have this power if you and the freinds you mostly hang out with hate jb)

The power to pickpocket anyone, but only if you intend to place something more valuable/useful into their pockets to replace what you've taken

The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.

The power to just eat one lays potato chip

The power to instantly not be doing anything as long as you aren't doing anything beforehand.

el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

The power to turn into Donald Trump hair

The power of not knowing the future

The ability to walk five hundred miles but than you have to walk five hundred more.

The power to make it impossible to have powers

the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

the power to make a pillow come to life once

The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

The power to control time by pressing your right elbow under your right armpit

The power to see through windows

The power to glow in the dark

The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

Pointless Super Powers