- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

The power to read all these post's in less then a day

The power to shoot socks out of your hands.

The power to make cheeseburgers only when your tummy is full.

The power to get an evil purple aura around you and laugh evilly every time you answer something honestly.

The power of bullet attraction.

The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

Laser vision but only if you are looking into a mirror

the power to be phone

The power to become the best player in every Moral Kombat game there is. Test your Morals... TSHHH, test your morals TSHHH MORAL KOMBAT! Mortal: FEAR THE WRATH OF MORAL KAHN!

the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one

The power to be white but only in the city limits of detroit or compton.

The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

The power to fly, but only on the moon

for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

Having the power to see in the dark if you are blind

The power to think salmon.

The power to conjure chairs at will.

THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS

Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

The power to write about power.

Pointless Super Powers