The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

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The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

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The power to grow your nails longer

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The ability to make red lights turn green by simply staring and waiting

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to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

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The power to throw fireballs only under water

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to eat your poop

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The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

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The ability to teleport from any toilet to any toilet and read minds of anyone in the bathroom all around the world.

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A good Kisser

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The superpower to read a 2 pages of a book at once. Never mind... This is the BEST superpower in the world! [Insert troll face here]

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The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

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the power to get married

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The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

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the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

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The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

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The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

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The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

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The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

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The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

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the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.

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The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!