The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

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the power of being cut off mid senta

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The power of believing you have a real power when you don't (which doesn't make you have a power at all, and consequently, turns into a paradox). Self-paradox man!

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The power to think.

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the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

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The power to start gasping for air seconds after touching a keyb... then to die from hyperventilation seconds after using your mou...

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The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

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The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

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The power of not knowing the future

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The power to pickpocket anyone, but only if you intend to place something more valuable/useful into their pockets to replace what you've taken

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the power to do sit on your couch all day

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The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.

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the power to make a pillow come to life once

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The power to make it impossible to have powers

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The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

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The power to control every extinct species but to be unable to revive them

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Power To Throw Power Booger In Every 5 Seconds

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The power to move the remote from the coffee table, where it is sitting 2 feet out of reach, into your hands

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The ability to go poop and pee.

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The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

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to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

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The power to have the strength of 50 old people

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the power to sleep while standing!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!