the ability to grow trees in the desert

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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The power to only tell the truth

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The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

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The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

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The ability to be a rock

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the abitity to talk to someone l the way across the world,but only deaf people

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The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

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The power to read View Terms of Services

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The ability to make dogs sneeze

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The power to have the strength of 50 old people

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you do not need to eat but you have to sit

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the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

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Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

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the power to see through cereal box to see if there is a prize inside it.

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The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

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The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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the power to glow in the light

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The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one

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The Ability to remove your penis and grow a new one. the old penis will grow roots and become a penis tree. A lovely addition to any home.

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The power to be white but only in the city limits of detroit or compton.

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Knowing whether or not there is an afterlife

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The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!