- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Gay mens power to making straight women like them...

The ability to perceive the presence of light.... with your ears. (warning, blindness may effect abilities potency.)

The power to teleport anywhere you want, but you need another guy with the same power.

Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

the power to make pointless superpowers

The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

the power to refreeze frozen ice

the power to be invisible when sleep.

The power to move things with your mind while you sleep.

The power to change the color of your piss

The power of becoming an apple tree

The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

The power to be yourself.

The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

The power to find treasure, when you try to look for it.

The power to take edible shits.

the power to fail any test you want

The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

The power to get to the end of Temple Run

The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.

The ability to fly as long as you're touching the floor.

The power to breathe under water, but only when you're asleep.

The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

Smell chick peas from over two miles away

Pointless Super Powers