- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to live again but only while your still alive.

the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

The power to think up really funny pointless superpowers.

The power to not get sun burnt when the sun's out

The ability to turn everything to gold; as long as the original material is gold.

the power to see with your eyes open

Walk on water, swim in land!

The power to create all the powers on this site

The power to read a dictionary in under 48 hours

The power to eat ass.

The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

THE POWER TO INSERT XASSE TO YOUR MONITOR . Captcha; Kick your Heels

The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

the power to be phone

The power to become the best player in every Moral Kombat game there is. Test your Morals... TSHHH, test your morals TSHHH MORAL KOMBAT! Mortal: FEAR THE WRATH OF MORAL KAHN!

The power to summon a bomb... in your stomach.

the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

The power of micro penis.

the power make tomatoes turn green.

Pointless Super Powers