The Power to Breath When Ur dead

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The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.

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The power to have night vision when there's daylight.

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The ability to make water luke warm.

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The power to transfer your soul into a burrito

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The power to die in one second

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The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

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The power to be a dick.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifed blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents cars busses planes vehicles trucks lightning electricity meteors bombs rockets drugs addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys any sort of animal heat radio active waves radiation humans air pollution baseball bats food poisoning and insects.

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The power to always throw a napkin in a trash can from a couple feet away

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The power to live again but only while your still alive.

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The power to watch womens basketball

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Wait this isn't pornhub!?

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The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

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The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

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The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to grow your own armpit hair at a rate of 1 ft/day, and change its color at will.

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The power to attract flies everytime you're eating or on a date.

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the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

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the power to orgasm with your mind

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the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.

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The power to change to a wombat when you have an erection while you're sleeping.

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The power to see through a hole

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!