the ability vote up this superpower

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The power to read autistic people's minds

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The power to run in slow motion and jumping around.

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The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)

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The Power of Anti-Sex

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The power to give ANY girl the best orgasm she will ever have, but only when in Vatnajökulsþjóðgarður, Iceland. Between the local time of 3am-3:15am.

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The power to jump face first

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The powwer of super-serial watching on netflix

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The power to sing with your buttcheeks

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The power to blink a nano second slower

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The ability to de-carbonate soda

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

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The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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The ability to only fart in public

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the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.

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Wait this isn't pornhub!?

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The power to be able to be a guy who can create and control fire but if it touches you, you still burn

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The power to stay a virgin

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The ability to have udders for nipples.

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The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

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The power to talk like Batman perfectly, but only at really serious moments.

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The power to grow your own armpit hair at a rate of 1 ft/day, and change its color at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!