The power to look into cheese.

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The power to turn anything you touch into old.

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The power to have a atomic fart

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THE POWER TO XLEAN UP STUFF WITH YOUR SUPER STRONG PUNCH

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the power to post pointless superpowers.

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The power to see very far with the eyes closed.

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The power to fight fire with fire and create more fire.

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Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.

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The power to be able to get a key for a door on that does not even exist every 6 weeks

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the power to hope you get a job at the mall because they laid everybody off and sent the jobs off somewhere cheap

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The power to give someone the power to give the power.

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The power to harvest the cheese off your wiener.

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The power to change your emotions

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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the power to f**k your family all at once

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The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

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The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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the ability to post here

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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the power to fly but only about 5 feet above the grove, and only after you fart

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The power to make food from anything, but noone can eat it.

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THE power to get stoned withouten using drugs, but only when your in class.

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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!