The ability to find a squirrels nuts

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the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

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the power to be phone

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The power to see through windows

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The power to see the present.

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The power to shed hair

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The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

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the power to read and agree to the terms or service

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The Power to be more useless then the most useless object in the world.

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the power to in power your self

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The power to be powerless

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The power to never drop something, as long as it is touching the ground. - JC

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the power to freeze yourself in time but nothing else and you cannot unfreeze yourself

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The ability to turn into Chuck Norris, then get round house kicked in the face and killed by the real Chuck Norris because there can only be one Chuck Norris.

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The power to lift liquids, as long as they're in some sort of solid container.

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The power to summon a lamp... Once.

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The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

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The power to fly when you fart

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The power to speak brail.

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The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

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the ability to make real zero dollar bills

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The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

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The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

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The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!