The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

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The power to create a unicorn online.

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The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

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The ability to breath, but only in space.

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The ability to tell when someone last used the bathroom by licking their thumb.

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the power to delete your own existence from the univers( aka you never existed in the first place and neither did the power )

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The power to stop writing stupid shit on the internet.

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The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

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The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.

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The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

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The power to poop anytime you want to.(technically its an okay power cause when you need to poop you could poop in another time). so my friend thought of one and he said: The power to die anytime but you still get old and you get to be like a 200 hundred year old man/woman and have the capability of their age so basically just die when your 90.

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The power to kill any one of your direct ancestors back in time.

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The power to be super jewish

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The power to have hindsight.

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the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.

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The power to uncontrollably poop, pee, barf, & sneeze at the same time, indefinitely (can't pause power once started).

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The power to get your comment 1st

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The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

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the power to scream "I LOVE JUSTIN BEIBER!!!" when your freinds are around (you can only have this power if you and the freinds you mostly hang out with hate jb)

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The power to make yourself deaf.

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the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

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Going through obejects but cant move

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The power to read while your eyes are open but you can't read while your eyes are closed.

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The power to see through the clothes of naked people.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!