The power to start gasping for air seconds after touching a keyb... then to die from hyperventilation seconds after using your mou...

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The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

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The ability to defacate any object you want, unless the object in question is smaller than motorbike.

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The power to destroy any electronic device seconds after touching itoesajfaokpnhgåpesajfjåaeafjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

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The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

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The power to transform into a 37 year old World of Warcraft playing virgin

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The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

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The power to shift baroque and rococo era paintings proximately 2" up and 3" to the left.

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The power to have your veins be a 1% lighter shade of blue.

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The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.

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the power to summon fire with a lighter

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The power to know where the beef is

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The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

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the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

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The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

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The power to see through glass walls.

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The power to remove the power within.

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The power to read thoughts but it reads everyones thoughts at the same time and you can't decipher whose thought is whose

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The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

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The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

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you do not need to eat but you have to sit

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!