the power to turn into a random piece of fruit.

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The Power to stick your head up your ass. Aka be a politician.

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the power to hear any alvin and the chipmunks song you want, but only when you have a migraine

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the power to the power to put water in you whenever except fr when you are thirsty

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The power to go back in time and kill Hitlerr, only after you've had sex with him though

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The power to have withdrawal symptoms.

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The ability to be 16 and sing like a woman and only have 10 year old girls like you

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The power to sleep anytime your tired

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The power to draw a perfect circle

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The power to go blind at will.

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the power to post pointless superpowers.

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The power to survive falls frrom great heights, but only if you land on your index finger.

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The power to walk thru mud and not leave a footprint

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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The power to tell a joke with no moral. Moral: There is no moral.

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The power to eat anything edible 0.25x quicker!!!!

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power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

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The ability to switch out elevator music with NPR

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The power to give someone the power to give the power.

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The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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The power to change your emotions

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The power to post on Facebook but only with an account.

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The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!