The power to know where the beef is

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the ability to fold towels only while they are dirty.

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the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

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the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

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The power to see through things but you can't turn it off once turned on.

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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The power to make people think that having no powers is the greatest.power of all

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the power to be imune to fire but only when is -40ºC

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The power to see the present.

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The ability to wink with both eyes, at the same time

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The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

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Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

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The ability to predict the future .000001 seconds in advance.

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the power to in power your self

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The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself

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The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

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The power to fly when you fart

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The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

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The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.

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The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

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The power to travel in time but only to the moment of your death.

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the power to sleep for a LONG TIME but u still can die from dehydration and no food

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!