the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.

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The power to make doors disappear at will.

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The power to speak in braille...

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to have a face with the power to attract fists

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The power to make yourself deaf.

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The power to turn invisible but only different parts of the body and happens at random times of the day.

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The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

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The ability to create bruises on your body but not know where they came from, and then poke them.-.Jack

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The power to control your own limb movement

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the power to to be glow in the dark during the day.

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The ability to die at will, but not come back to life.

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The ability to turn into any inanimate object, but you can't turn back.

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The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

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The power to make yourself forget your life

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The ability to leap off buildings with a single bound.

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The ability to turn traffic lights red in your lane and green for everyone else

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THE POWER TO XLEAN UP STUFF WITH YOUR SUPER STRONG PUNCH

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The power to fly but only when your feet are on the ground

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The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.

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The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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The power to teleport anywhere you want, but you need another guy with the same power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!