The power of walk on the water if it is frozen.

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The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

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The power to develop a cancerous tumor anywhere in your body at any time you want.

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The power to correctly guess how old shag rugs are

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The power to be able to insult that piece of shit Chuck Norris without bein... YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! *dead* And of course the ability to type you`re death scream and you`re status after you`re dead.

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levi Hahne is gay

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The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

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The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

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The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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"man hiding at the ladies room" "woman enters" SURPRIIIIIISEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeAERHG! Ok so now we know my dick fits up your ass... hi my name is... why you crying?

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The power to not think of a productive power.

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The powers to know every martial art ever when your neck is broken.

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The power of writte with our feets.

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The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

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the power to blind and nausiat yourself for 12 hours straight with no way to stop it ohh and the power the eat hairy dicks

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The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

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The ability to turn a computer off at will, except it must in the middle of saving your term paper.

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The power to talk like a leb when you get angry at your mum

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The power to make everyday Christmas once a year

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The ability to fully regenerate... your eyebrows.

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The power to run at the speed of light, but are paralyzed from the neck down.

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the power to say the power to say the power to say the power to say.....

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The power to quote Castlevania quotes all day... yelling them out on the streets! Moral: WHAT IS A MAN! People look at me and laugh... and moral man struts past... he has never been so awesome before... They see me rollin... they laughing... they lovin... and I hope nobody calls the ambulance because I am crazy... in love... I can see it in your eyes... I can see it in your smiiileeee...

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Power to not Sleep during Finals.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!