The power too shot seeds IF you are not alive

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the superpower to be able to fuck extremely good with or without genitals

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The power to burst into flames but not be immune to heat.

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The ability to suddenly realize you have Cancer.

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To have a permanently invisible tounge.

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the ability to know what the fox say

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The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

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The power to type some incredibly perverted "superpowers" and get a boner while laughing so loud the neighbors on both sides of your apartment closed their windows.

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The power to die while dieing

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Q: What is 1+1? A: An equation.... Duh...

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The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

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The power to not have a power.

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A Superpower where only way to fly around is if you are inside a building.

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The power to travel back in time! But only 10 seconds. But only every 10 seconds. And you have to do the exact same thing or the universe will explode.

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The power to read the minds of rocks

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The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

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Lactokinesis

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The power of micro penis.

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The power to read and immediately understand any vanity license plate from Arizona.

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The power to remove all dirt from your skin when submerged in a tub of warm water.

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to not see ads

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The power to see 2 min. into the past.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!