the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

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The ability to have a xredit card with no limit but not know the pin

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The power to make doors disappear at will.

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The power to be Justin Bieber and be cool at the same time

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Being able to fly in place.

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The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

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The power to like this power

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The power to do flaming flying kicks by yelling CAPTAIN FEET!

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the ability to turn off your super ability.....

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The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

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The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...

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The power to see very far with the eyes closed.

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The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

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The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

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The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

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The power to know where the beef is

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the power to grill steak for a vegetarian

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The power to make it inconveniently drizzle when crime is happening

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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make your arm REALLY. fart power

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The power to be unkillable when you'r not in danger.

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The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

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The power to change the colour of your appendix

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!