The ability to switch your fingers with thumbs, and your thumbs with baby corn.

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The power to pick something up and stay the same.

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to go suicide

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The power to fap without satisfaction

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The power to hear peoples thoughts, only when you're deaf

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The power to see your neck without a mirror

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The power to run in slow motion and jumping around.

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The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

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The ability to eat anything except for food

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The power to talk like a leb when you get angry at your mum

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The power to listen to justin beiber

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The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper

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The ability to explode upon contact with glass.

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The power to become invincible when you're dead

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THE power to get stoned withouten using drugs, but only when your in class.

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The power to make you teeth yellower

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The power to produce 5 times the normal amount of ball sweat.

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The power to stop time, but only when you are waiting for something.

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The power to age 2% faster every time you see the color purple.

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The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.

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The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.

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The power to shit dirt!

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The power to change the color of your piss

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!