The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

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The ability to be heard in space

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The ability to drop everything you hold

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The power to turn anything you touch into old.

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The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

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The power to be able to write the worlds best book or movie script but if anyone reads it, it will combust into flames.

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The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

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The power to create a unicorn online.

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The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

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The ability to breath, but only in space.

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to die when you are happy

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The ability to tell when someone last used the bathroom by licking their thumb.

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The power to stop writing stupid shit on the internet.

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The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.

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the power to delete your own existence from the univers( aka you never existed in the first place and neither did the power )

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The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

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The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

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The power to kill any one of your direct ancestors back in time.

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The power to have hindsight.

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the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.

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The power to uncontrollably poop, pee, barf, & sneeze at the same time, indefinitely (can't pause power once started).

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The power to make yourself deaf.

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The power to read while your eyes are open but you can't read while your eyes are closed.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!