the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

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The power to understand math.

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The power to fly inside of airplanes

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alarm that goes off when hiding

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The power to move the remote from the coffee table, where it is sitting 2 feet out of reach, into your hands

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The power to hear peoples thoughts, only when you're deaf

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The power to die, and you can only do it once.

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The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

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The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

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The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

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The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

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The power to teleport stupid people away from you - but they teleport to YOUR HOUSE.

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The ability to speak any language, but only to people who do not understand said language you speak.

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The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

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Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

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The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

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The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

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The power to finish anyone's sentience.

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The Power to sit down only on chairs made of knives.

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YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

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The power to see in the dark, unless your awake.

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The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!