The power to hear other people's thoughts when they aren't thinking.

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to make asians smart

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The power to read and immediately understand any vanity license plate from Arizona.

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the power to mourn the loss of loved ones

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The power to accidentally stumble upon huge, life-changing GoT spoilers on the internet

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The power to sweat acid.

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The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

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The power to die at will

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The power to have uncontrollable amounts of earwax so when you put in earphones they get covered in earwax

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the power to turn gold into cottage cheese

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The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!

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The ability 2 fast forward cox on demand

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The power to live until you die.

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The power to be able to hold your farts while you pee.

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The power to telekinetically pull sharp objects towards you at incredible speeds.

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The power to....um.... shit I forgot That's Wat u get for wanting the power of amnesia

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the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

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the power to suddenly have suicidal thoughts

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The power to brag about having a super power.

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The power to talk like Batman perfectly, but only at really serious moments.

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The power to care for anything and nothing.

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The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.

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THE power to get stoned withouten using drugs, but only when your in class.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!