- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to see oxygen.

The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

The power to have any power on this list but only 1 at any given point in time.

The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

the power to consume yourself and use it as food (dosn't remove pain and will cause medical condisions)

the power to be invisible when sleep.

The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

The power to turn everything one touches with one's hand into skittles, but only applying to amputees.

The power to take edible shits.

The ability to catch any ilness you want.

The power to breathe under water, but only when you're asleep.

The power to suck your own dick but not when your horny

the ability to touch type but only when you have no hands

The ability to go to hell.

Smell chick peas from over two miles away

The power to give a **** about bigfoot

the power to hear and understand all living things within 100 meters but they cant understand you and you can never turn it off.

The power to make food slightly smaller.

The ability to produce water but only when under water.

The power to count to infinity.

the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

The power to read autistic people's minds

The power to speak to toasters

The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.

Pointless Super Powers