The power to make yourself deaf.

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the power to breath through your skin.

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The power to have every superpower ever (including pointless ones) for one second every full moon, then have every pointless one for the rest of the time.

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The power to fail every time you try to do something

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The power to be born.

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The power to get this. Do you get it?

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The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

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The power to control your own limb movement

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The ability to shoot apples, but they disintegrate in mid-air. Also, the apples are tiny.

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The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

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The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.

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The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

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The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

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the ability to find pointless superpower

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Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

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The ability to blow air out but only after inhaling air The ability to rapidly grow body hair whenever you sneeze The ability to post pointless super powers onto a website The ability to teleport to a dimension where you are about to be eaten during a zombie apocalypse and not be able to come back. The ability to go to prison and not be able to get out.

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Super strength that works for a millisecond.

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the power to be indestructable to ballistics, falls, poisons and other potentially lethal things however everyday mundane things will be hazardous to yourself

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The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

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The power to resurrect 3 percent of the time you kill yourself on purpose.

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The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.

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the power to get blood clots

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The power of becoming an apple tree

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The power to have any power on this list but only 1 at any given point in time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!