The power to turn into a slightly uncomfortable pair of pants.

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The power to think with a 6 year time gap

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The power to when you get scared, you fart.

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

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The power to get the highest voted pointless superpower.

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The power to make people think that having no powers is the greatest.power of all

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The power to slightly accelerate the growth speed of your left toenails.

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The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

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The power to turn anything you touch into old.

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The power to have a atomic fart

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the power to kill yourself at will

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THE POWER TO XLEAN UP STUFF WITH YOUR SUPER STRONG PUNCH

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the power to post pointless superpowers.

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The power to see very far with the eyes closed.

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The power to fight fire with fire and create more fire.

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Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.

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The power to be able to get a key for a door on that does not even exist every 6 weeks

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the power to hope you get a job at the mall because they laid everybody off and sent the jobs off somewhere cheap

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The power to give someone the power to give the power.

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The power to harvest the cheese off your wiener.

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The power to change your emotions

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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the power to f**k your family all at once

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!