The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

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The power to be able to do anything you want, but only as long as you don't know that you have that power.

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the power to hate nature

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The power to see through things like locked cabinets, wrapped birthday presents etc. But only if you know whats inside.

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The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

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the power to quickly re-wrap christmas presents

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The power to be bad at everything

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The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

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the power to win the crying game

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the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment

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The power to shift baroque and rococo era paintings proximately 2" up and 3" to the left.

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the power to be unable to have a power.

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The power to start typing a sentance and then start writing another way to save on your car insurance is to take the The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start to write a book about a magic trick that reveals cards

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The power to turn gold into lead.

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The power to have your veins be a 1% lighter shade of blue.

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The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.

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the power to summon fire with a lighter

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The power to live,but only when you are dead

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The power to know where the beef is

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the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

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the ability to fold towels only while they are dirty.

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the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

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The power to see through things but you can't turn it off once turned on.

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!