The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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The power to grow one inch, but you need to shrink one inch to do so.

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The power to look into cheese.

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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the power to sleep for a LONG TIME but u still can die from dehydration and no food

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The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

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The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

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the power to at will swap your hands and feet around... you fall over every time

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The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

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The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.

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The ability to morph into someone else's left butt cheek

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The power to travel forward in time at the speed of normal time.

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The ability to revert any computer to windows vista. Works best on Linux operating systems.

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the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

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the power of being cut off mid senta

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the power to text joane without her going mad 07856943463

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The power to change your emotions at will

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The ability to have every possible thought as fast as the Flash is capable of moving and faster and know how every scenario can, will, and most likely will play out, yet you cannot say anything about them and they cannot be put to use. As well as no one can read your mind or anything similar to obtain said knowledge.

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The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

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The power to become a forensic paranoiac raving lunatic at will... HEY! YOU! Why are you gonna give my comment a thumbs down eh? AND WHY A THUMBS UP? Are you gonna hack my account and kill my family? OH YEAH! OH YEAH? I AM GONNA KILL THEM MYSELF JUST TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU! BAHAHAHAHA!

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the power to get any man i want www.cumhump.me (thats my website)

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The power of being able to say, yell or do anything at all without nobody bothering... ever again...

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The power to think with a 6 year time gap

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The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!