Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

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The power to make water expire.

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The power to read the minds of hobos. ( now you know what hobos think about you )

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Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to have the biggest boner ever in the middle of a presentation.

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The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

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The ability to turn 100$ bills into toilet paper.

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The power to know the name of every show while the title card is in front of you but only if you are holding cheap mango chutney

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The superpower of having no superpower.

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The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

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The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

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to die when you are happy

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The power to have no power.

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The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

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The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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The power to talk to dust

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The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

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the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

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The power to see through things like locked cabinets, wrapped birthday presents etc. But only if you know whats inside.

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the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

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The power to make yourself deaf.

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The power to be super jewish

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!