- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to think out loud without saying a word

the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

The power to....um.... shit I forgot That's Wat u get for wanting the power of amnesia

The ability to obtain a date with any girl you want, but only if you are gay.

The power to shoot rainbows out of your elbows but consequently having your skin fall off

the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

xray vision , but you must close your eyes

The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

The power to attract flies everytime you're eating or on a date.

The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

The ability to fall unconscious at will.

you can talk to dust but they dont respond in a language you can understand

The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.

The power to have the biggest boner ever in the middle of a presentation.

The power to shrink at will, but never grow back to your normal size.

The ability to turn into Jeff the Magic Cactus Baby, for a second, while you are sleeping.

The power to greatly enlarge your penis only if you are presenting.

the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

The power to eat anything that is from a plant

The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

The power to control facial hair of women.

the power to kill yourself at will

The ability to play black ops anytime you want

Pointless Super Powers