The power to temporarily give yourself a random STD.

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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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the power to see through clothes but only old peoples clothes -jesse

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the ability to post here

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The power to poop and pee at the same time

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The power to come second in any race

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The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

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The power to not hear thunder.

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The power to mind control inanimate objects.

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The power to eat ass.

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The power to attract bullets.

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The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

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The power to summon a Genie lamp, that if rubbed allows you to wish for 3 pointless superpowers.

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The power to have to eat every 1 second.

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The power to wear crocs.

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The ability to shoot apples, but they disintegrate in mid-air. Also, the apples are tiny.

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The power to change lemonade into lemons.

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The power to remove all dirt from your skin when submerged in a tub of warm water.

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The power to know what card is on top of a deck, but only when it's an 8 of diamonds.

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The power to have 21/20 vision.

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The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

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the power to search pointless super powers when you could be doing something useful

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The power to repeat sentences backwards. .sdrawkcab secnetnes taeper ot rewop ehT

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The power to to think less

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!