waffling. The power to eat as many waffels as you want without getting full. But you can`t share!

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power to eat through your but

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The power to see one second into the future before the moment you die but not be able to change anything.

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the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The ability to drop everything you hold

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The power to say you have a superpower.

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The power to be able to write the worlds best book or movie script but if anyone reads it, it will combust into flames.

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The power to create a unicorn online.

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The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

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The superpower of having no superpower.

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to die when you are happy

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The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

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The power to fart shamelessly on the first date.

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The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

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The power to see through things like locked cabinets, wrapped birthday presents etc. But only if you know whats inside.

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The power to have hindsight.

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the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.

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The power to speak in braille...

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The power to make doors disappear at will.

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The power to see through the clothes of naked people.

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The power to make yourself deaf.

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to have a face with the power to attract fists

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The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!