The ability to money into dog shit.

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The ability to summon a used cottonbud once in your life

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The power to have infinite energy, but only when you're asleep.

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The power to move you right eye into the position of your left and vise versa, but only when you are sleeping.

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The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

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The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

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The power to live until you die.

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The power to be able to hold your farts while you pee.

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The pewer to become a human bullet magnet. Moral: "DONT WORRY PEOPLE! I SHALL SAVE YOU ALL!" (Well if you want to sacrifice yourself to save them all, then you its useful and you a douchebag)

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The power to shape-shift into a chair, but only a chair

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The power to produce sweat when hot.

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The power to run in slow motion and jumping around.

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The ability to remember what you don't want to remember

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The power to cook minute rice in 58 seconds.

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The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

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The power to paralyze yourself from the waist-up.

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The power to telekinetically pull sharp objects towards you at incredible speeds.

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The power to....um.... shit I forgot That's Wat u get for wanting the power of amnesia

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the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

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the power to suddenly have suicidal thoughts

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The power to brag about having a super power.

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The power to be able to be a guy who can create and control fire but if it touches you, you still burn

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The power to make you`re penis really long! Like 500 meters long, and not being able to make it short(er) again.

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The ability to orgasm every time you speak.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!