the power to get free airplane flights but only to the place you are in

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The power to give your wife rights

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The power too shot seeds IF you are not alive

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The power to make any woman have earth shattering totally consuming climaxes at will, but only if she's having sex with another man

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power to make acid rain only when your are locked outside your house

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the power to taste your own spit

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The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

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The power to go forward in time so you get defeated faster

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the superpower to be able to fuck extremely good with or without genitals

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The power to burst into flames but not be immune to heat.

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Writing "because moral man loves you" Moral: I am far too antisocial to love everyone, I mean the more love for me the better... so I can give a lot to my girlfriend too... love you baby! (my girlfriend duh) Moral 2: Someday ill tell her that I type this comments, and if you thumb this up, she will find out I declared my love here too... aww... love the man that does not love you... for love! Me: Huh? My head is spinning... and if yours is too, then thumb this comment up.

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the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

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The power to only make burnt toast

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Turning into a brick wall. Forever.

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Crap out everything you're allergic too

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The power to put on socks with one hand

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The power to put on a sweater when u already have one on when its 90 degrees outside but can only do it outside

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The power to die when you change emotions

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"man hiding at the ladies room" "woman enters" SURPRIIIIIISEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeAERHG! Ok so now we know my dick fits up your ass... hi my name is... why you crying?

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the power to see through glass

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The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

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Power to see through walls, but it only works with glass.

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

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The power to be able to not smell fart

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!