The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne.

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the abitity to talk to someone l the way across the world,but only deaf people

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The power to look what is at the back of your head.

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The power to automaticaly eat yourself when you get hungry

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The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

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The power to like this power

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The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

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the ability to find pointless superpower

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The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

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The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

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The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

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The power to destroy any electronic device seconds after touching itoesajfaokpnhgåpesajfjåaeafjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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the power to summon a pen, once

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the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

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The power to mentally unlock any lock you can see, but only if the key is within 10 feet of where you are.

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The power to change the colour of your right index finger

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To have the ability to trip over your own "meat curtains" at will and make it look graceful... somehow.

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The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

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The power to read your own thoughts.

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The power to die but once

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Can fall without taking any injury, but for only 1 foot.

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The power to eat ass.

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the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!