- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn any edible object brown.

The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!

The power to get anything for free but at a cost

The power to f*ck yourself

The power to shit diamonds, but only into magical underwear that turn diamonds into shit.

the power to say funny joke, but only deaf people can hear it.

The power of knowing only sign language but you are blind.

The power to overcome any addiction by constantly doing whatever you are addicted to.

The power to automatically uncensor anything you want.

The power to read while your eyes are open but you can't read while your eyes are closed.

the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever

The power to die early.

The power to make any can of soda react as though it has been dropped down a flight of stairs when you open it.

The power to go super saiyan for 0.01 seconds

The power to sweat acid.

The power to jump 1 cm more than the average human when you're scared.

The power to travel through time to get through school but then fail at life.

The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.

The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

The power to drink bleach in a gatorade bottle

The power to waste time thinking of and uploading pointless superpowers

The ability to breathe naturally while thinking about breathing

The amazing ability to shart at your own will.

The power to fail every time you try to do something

Pointless Super Powers