The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

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The power to predict the past.

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The power to become black!

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The ability to breathe automatically

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The power to change to a wombat when you have an erection while you're sleeping.

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the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.

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the power to orgasm with your mind

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The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

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The Power to make people see a picture of you naked in their heads.

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The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

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the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

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The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

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The power to fly when your touching the ground

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The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

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The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

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The power of having the highest rated comment

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The power to change TV channels once a day but only on cooking programs between 9:00AM and 9:30AM

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A good Kisser

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SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

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being able to make the blind see again at the cost of their life.

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The power to ramble on and on endlessly with no end in sight with the most inane of thoughts that no one can begin to guess when they will end or what the value or goal of anything so long-winded might be until you find yourself questioning your very desire to go living if you are only going to continue rambling.

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Solar Powered Vampire Abilities

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The power to turn a dollar into three quarters.

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power to eat through your but

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!