The power to grow back your nails 2 seconds after you pick them.

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the power to fly twice every 22 years for 6 seconds in you room with the door closed

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The power to fly for as long as the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The power to hear morse code.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to read and agree to the terms of service.

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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The power to fart in technicolor.

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The power to find a paper clip when you need one.

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The power to kill people just by destroying their reflections in a particular mirror that needs to be destroyed into pieces (and can't be reconstructed). Only what's reflected can be destroyed (people, living creatures, etc.). The mirror's 6 foot in height. So basically, you can destroy a giant's leg with it or part of its head (if its head is bigger than the mirror). Anything that gets fully reflected can be killed destroyed completely.

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The power to understand this: Alucard: Father! I will stand against you! Dracula: Then it is time to kill your weak human side and join me in REMAKING THIS WORLD! (battle ensues Dracula takes a hell of a beating) Dracula: AAAAAAAARGHHHHHH! Heh... sarcasm... What is a man... if he gains the world, but loses his soul... limps away... Mark 8:36 I believe... Alucard: Father! I did not wish for you to die! Dracula: Uh I lost a sole, and the world is mine, already... Alucard: Well then lets keep fighting. Moral: Richter: YOU STEAL MENS SOLES! Dracula: The same could be said about every shoe shopper... Me: You are not gonna get this one, but if Dracula STEAL MENS SOULS! Then why would he have a soul to begin with? Its confusing... and the power to understand this is meaningless... BUT ENOUGH TALK YOU MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS! HAVE AT THY!

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The power to hear everything. But only def people have it.

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

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The power to read View Terms of Services

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-The ability to turn friction on and off.

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The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

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The ability to turn into an embryo

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The power to be invulnerable as long as you are dead.

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The power too shot seeds IF you are not alive

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The power to kill someone by looking at them but you must be blind

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the power to shoot 2 sily stirng evry year

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the ability to turn on lamps but you have to be touching them

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The power to turn any edible object brown.

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The power to f*ck yourself

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!