The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.

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The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.

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The power to shit dirt!

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The power to change the color of your piss

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The power to turn cake into poop.

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The power to only drink when your parents are watching.

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the power to get blood clots

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The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...

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The power to be dyslexic at will

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The power to speak braille

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the power to see through windows

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The power to bring life to nobody, except Winston Chrurchil.

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The power to find any object in an I-Spy book, but instantly forget the location of the previously found object.

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The power to be distracted with grea

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The power to have all the powers of all the superheroes, but only on February 30th.

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The power to grow back your nails 2 seconds after you pick them.

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The power to have no power.

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The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

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The power to smell thoughts.

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The power to have your piss turn to solid gold before it exits you.

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The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

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The power to read View Terms of Services

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The power to have every superpower ever (including pointless ones) for one second every full moon, then have every pointless one for the rest of the time.

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The Power to make up full names on the spot.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!