the power to... SHUT THE F*CK UP

The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

power to eat through your but

The power to get pulled over for going 1mph over the speed limit.

the power to shrink or grow at will, except your organs stay the same size

the power to get free airplane flights but only to the place you are in

The power to fly, but only when on the ground

the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

the power to taste your own spit

The power to avoid metal detectors, but only when you have nothing metal on you.

The power to perfectly tie a Cherry stem in your mouth only while your in and elevator going down in Shanghai on the fourth shortest tower with a pink roof

The power to travel 60 miles an hour while inside of a vehicle.

the power to summon fire with a lighter

The power to see into the future of the past

the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

the power to fly for a second

The power to withstand Justin Bieber's music.

The superpower of having no superpower.

The ability to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

the power to go on this website

The power to know when an item of food has been cooked to perfection, 38 seconds after it has caught fire.

The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

The power to abstain from sex until you're married. At age 83.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!