The ability to hear fish.

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The power to turn gold into lead.

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The power to jump faster.

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The ability to find a squirrels nuts

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The power to RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE, only for becoming a homoerotic bodybuilder addicted to steroids made from white bull testicles, and eating so many that you eventually become a golden werewolf, a blue hedgehog or something like that...

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The power to make yourself deaf.

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the power to be indestructable to ballistics, falls, poisons and other potentially lethal things however everyday mundane things will be hazardous to yourself

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The power to consume extrement and expire. Nero: This is simply my seal of quality.

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the power to be unable to have a power.

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The ability to see into the present.

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The power to start typing a sentance and then start writing another way to save on your car insurance is to take the The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start to write a book about a magic trick that reveals cards

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the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

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The power to turn a dollar into three quarters.

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The power to know where the beef is

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The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

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The ability to breath, but only in space.

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the ability to fold towels only while they are dirty.

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The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

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the ability to duct tape an alarm clock to the side of your head

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The power to see through things but you can't turn it off once turned on.

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!