The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

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The power to see through the clothes of naked people.

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The power to control your own limb movement

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The ability to turn into any inanimate object, but you can't turn back.

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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the power to to be glow in the dark during the day.

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Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

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The ability to die at will, but not come back to life.

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The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.

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The ability to leap off buildings with a single bound.

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The power to fly but only when your feet are on the ground

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THE POWER TO XLEAN UP STUFF WITH YOUR SUPER STRONG PUNCH

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The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.

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The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

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The power to teleport anywhere you want, but you need another guy with the same power.

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The power to read your own thoughts.

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The power to be never need to use the bathroom

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the power to go on the internet, but only when there is no wi-fi

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The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

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the ability vote up this superpower

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The power to read autistic people's minds

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!