The power to heal any wounds caused by the bite of an Indonesian speckled carpet shark in an area of slightly tepid saltwater any time between 3:00 and 4:00 in the afternoon

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The power to see through things like locked cabinets, wrapped birthday presents etc. But only if you know whats inside.

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the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

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The power to turn a dollar into three quarters.

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The power to have no powers

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Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

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The power to make yourself deaf.

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Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to start typing a sentance and then start writing another way to save on your car insurance is to take the The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start to write a book about a magic trick that reveals cards

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YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

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The power of walk on the water if it is frozen.

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The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

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The power to see in the dark, unless your awake.

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The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

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the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

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The power to throw away and break your wine/blood glass away before yelling HAVE AT THY! At the comment below (below this one duh, you see the other brown box? Yeah that one genius) Moral: Yeah yeah, you dont get it, but its awesome because its a MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS!

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power to fly only in the plane

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The power to be able to insult that piece of shit Chuck Norris without bein... YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! *dead* And of course the ability to type you`re death scream and you`re status after you`re dead.

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The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...

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The ability to turn into Jeff the Magic Cactus Baby, for a second, while you are sleeping.

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The power to develop a cancerous tumor anywhere in your body at any time you want.

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The power to correctly guess how old shag rugs are

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!