The power to not see ads

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The power to see 2 min. into the past.

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the power to fart terrible gas

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the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever

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The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

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The ability to know everything about knowing nothing.

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The power to have your veins be a 1% lighter shade of blue.

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The power to sweat acid.

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the power to have an idea..

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The power of not knowing the future

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the power to see the things that are happening right

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The power to teleport to hell. You cannot teleport anywhere else.

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The power to walk thru mud and not leave a footprint

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The ability 2 fast forward cox on demand

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The power to give someone the power to give the power.

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the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

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The ability to fart pee.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to see your neck without a mirror

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The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

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The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

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The ability to think of a pointless ability.

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the ability to uncontrollably fall out of planes

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the ability to post here

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!