the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

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the power to search pointless super powers when you could be doing something useful

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the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

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The power to fly when u are in an elevator

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The power to give someone the power to give the power.

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Grass eating

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The power to hear peoples thoughts, only when you're deaf

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The power to change your emotions

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the power to turn into nothing.

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The power to hear people from across the globe, make people move with your own mind, and the ability to make people disappear from the Earth. Ladies and Gentleman, I call it MMORPG!

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The power to swallow chewed up food.

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The power to be invincible everywhere but your face

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the power to read and agree with the terms of service

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The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

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The power to fly, have heat vision, lift heavy things with ease, and invulnerability.

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To be bulletproof unless you get shot by a gun

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The ability to shrink your penis

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The power to see forever

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the ability to jump up absurd down. Without your feet leaving the ground.

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The power to fart out of your mouth

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to transform into a middle aged woman to fondle with your own tits(every mans dream)

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I have the power to make /b sarcastic, witty and funny.

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The power to inhale beverages through your genitals.

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The power to shit dirt!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!