The power to be able to write the worlds best book or movie script but if anyone reads it, it will combust into flames.

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The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

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The power to stop writing stupid shit on the internet.

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The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

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The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

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The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.

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the power to delete your own existence from the univers( aka you never existed in the first place and neither did the power )

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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The power to poop anytime you want to.(technically its an okay power cause when you need to poop you could poop in another time). so my friend thought of one and he said: The power to die anytime but you still get old and you get to be like a 200 hundred year old man/woman and have the capability of their age so basically just die when your 90.

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The power to kill any one of your direct ancestors back in time.

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The power to be super jewish

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The power to uncontrollably poop, pee, barf, & sneeze at the same time, indefinitely (can't pause power once started).

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The power to get your comment 1st

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The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

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The power to read while your eyes are open but you can't read while your eyes are closed.

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Going through obejects but cant move

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the power to scream "I LOVE JUSTIN BEIBER!!!" when your freinds are around (you can only have this power if you and the freinds you mostly hang out with hate jb)

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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you are immortal, but only while rubbing your mothers feet.

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the power to stop masturbating every day

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The power to have no powers

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Th power to have a 10 minute delayed reaction, so if you stub your toe 10 minutes later you scream like a f***nut

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The power to know what someone thought, after they told you.

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!