The power to take control of mentally disabled turtles.

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The ability to explode upon contact with glass.

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the power of becoming a ginger.

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The ability to peel potatoes with your mind.

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The power to turn food into human waste.

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the power to read impossibly fast, but only when you're watching a movie with no subtitles

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The power to sweat soup.

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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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the power to turn wine into water

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The power to see events happen 0.04 seconds AFTER they occur

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The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

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The power to make the tip of your penis invisible at will.

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the power to see farther, but only in pitch blackness

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The power to ask sarah jessica parker, "why the long face?"

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THE power to get stoned withouten using drugs, but only when your in class.

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The power to have horrible spelling while trying to write an ad for the pointless superpowers app.

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I have the power to make /b sarcastic, witty and funny.

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the ability to see into the past

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the ability to pee in your own butt.

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The ability to see through clothes......but only the clothes your wearing.

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The power to teleport anywhere at the cost of your life.

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the power to... SHUT THE F*CK UP

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the power to shrink or grow at will, except your organs stay the same size

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The power to half your IQ and have it return to normal in an hour

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!