- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to watch womens basketball

The power to change skin color after being under the sun for too long.

The power to think with a 6 year time gap

The power for chris not to eat spaghetti

The power to volunteer as tribute.

The power to stop global warming on the planet Neptune.

Power to stop a moving oslating fan from moving.

The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

The power to summon anything you hate. Moral: Relax I hate morals too, if you ever find a moral here, then its not the original guy.

The power to read View Terms of Services

The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.

the power of mind controlling...yourself

The power to have the confidence to ask anyone out but always get rejected.

The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

The power to eat edible things.

The power to turn anything you touch into old.

Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

The ability to walk slower than everyone else

the power to make your nose longer by 5 centimeter on command

The power of having night vision that only works during the day

The ability to defacate any object you want, unless the object in question is smaller than motorbike.

The power to be able to do anything you want, but only as long as you don't know that you have that power.

The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

The ability to spit in random obscure crayola colors.

Pointless Super Powers