The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

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the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

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The power to thumb ME down! Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you do-own...

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The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

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The power to fly 2 feet in the air.

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The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

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The ability to breath fire through your mouth but only when your mouth is closed.

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The power to shed hair

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The power to dissasemble yourself, but not re-assemble yourself.

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The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

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The power to turn cancer into aids.

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the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

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The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

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the ability to stop writing ideas of points less super power.

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The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

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The ability to clean

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the power to convert farts into burps.

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The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

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the power to have a dick in the box

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The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.

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The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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The power to grow one inch, but you need to shrink one inch to do so.

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The power to look into cheese.

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the power to sleep for a LONG TIME but u still can die from dehydration and no food

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!