- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

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The power to see who is writing these powers

the ability to summon a jar of marmalade the forces people to commit adultery

The power to turn your navel upside down

The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

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The power to fly inside of airplanes

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The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

The power to hole 1 inch putts.

The power to make sense of Donald Trump

The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

The power to change different colours depending on you feel.

The power of being able to say, yell or do anything at all without nobody bothering... ever again...

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The ability to have a xredit card with no limit but not know the pin

the power to poop dogs without fur.

The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

Pointless Super Powers