The ability to go poop and pee.

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Backpack with everything.. ..except the things needed in any given situation.

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The power to resist the Facebook status forces.

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The power to get a boner, but only when you're hugging your dad.

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The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

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The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

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The power to always be at half mast.

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the power to hate nature

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The power to wet yourself at will.

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the power to transform into a rock.

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the power to fart your way to the moon

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The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.

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The power to consume extrement and expire. Nero: This is simply my seal of quality.

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The abilty to go through water.

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The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.

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The ability to recognize any meme at will.

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The power to never stop shitting.

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The power to be able to taste shit from miles away.

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The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

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The power to talk like a leb when you get angry at your mum

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The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

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The power to turn into a toothpick. Once. And you can't go back.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!