the power to summon fire with a lighter

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The power to not have a power.

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A Superpower where only way to fly around is if you are inside a building.

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The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

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The power to snore inhumanly loud

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The power of making toast land butter-side up

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The power to fall up.

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The power to read the minds of rocks

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The power to open shampoo and conditioner bottles by blinking.

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The power to transfer a fart to another person and control it also.

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Meatvision.

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The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

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the power to be famous but no one in the world knows you are

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The power to find lost socks.

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the ability to lick your own elbow

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The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

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The power to read and immediately understand any vanity license plate from Arizona.

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The power to remove all dirt from your skin when submerged in a tub of warm water.

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the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

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The power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The power to see 2 min. into the past.

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the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!