To have a permanently invisible tounge.

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The power to be able to not smell fart

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The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

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The power to see into the future of the past

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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the power to fly for a second

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The ability to heat up an object by 1 degree for every week you hold it.

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power to make your saliva taste like a 90 yr old diabetic old man who has tapeworms' poop

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The power to snore inhumanly loud

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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The power to transfer a fart to another person and control it also.

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The superpower of having no superpower.

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The power to control all bleach within one-hundred feet.

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The power to invent a secret language that everyone understand

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

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The power to cure cancer pantients of minor rashes.

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The power to expand the size of your head and gain weak telekinesis, but you die in 3 days, the bigger you make your head, the more powerful your telekinesis but the faster you die.

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The power to see John Cena, but only when he taps out/gives up.

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The power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to abstain from sex until you're married. At age 83.

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The power to see 2 min. into the past.

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The power to repeat sentences backwards. .sdrawkcab secnetnes taeper ot rewop ehT

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the power to see through water.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!