The ability to bleed for 3-5 days once a month

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The power to shit dirt!

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The power to walk through a unlocked door.

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the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

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The power to turn a dollar into three quarters.

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The power to know where the beef is

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the ability to fold towels only while they are dirty.

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The power to urinate in mouth.

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The power to see through things but you can't turn it off once turned on.

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The power to hover 1 foot off of the ground.

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The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

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The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The ability to sit down without using any other body part than your butt.

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The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

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The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...

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the power to fail at life

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The power to waste your time making a pointless website so that other people could waste there time.

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The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

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The power to read thoughts but it reads everyones thoughts at the same time and you can't decipher whose thought is whose

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The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

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The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

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The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

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Crap out everything you're allergic too

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!