The superpower to read minds only if they think about nothing

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The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

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The power to see who is writing these powers

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The power to turn any department store into a Londis.

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The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

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the power to convert farts into burps.

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The power to sweat acid.

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The power to look through glass.

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The ability to clean

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The power to make other people hold their breath.

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the power to at will swap your hands and feet around... you fall over every time

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The power to turn into a mouse when in full view of a hawk.

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The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.

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The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid

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The power to hypnotize chickens

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The power to see through a hole

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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The power to make pointless super powers

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The power to give yourself a BJ.

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The power to liquify yourself.

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the power to see through tv's but only when your trying to watch one

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The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

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The power to time travel to the present.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!