the power to search pointless super powers when you could be doing something useful

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the power to mourn the loss of loved ones

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The ability to sense any and all ham in a five mile radius.

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The power to slam a revolving door.

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The power to sing at an uncontrollably high level, but not have the ability to dodge a water bottle

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The power to learn only at school.

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The power to travel through time to get through school but then fail at life.

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The power to see through air.

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The power to break your Nokia phone.

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The power of not knowing the future

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The power to...lick you're nose

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The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

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The power to tell a joke with no moral. Moral: There is no moral.

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the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

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the power to keep your fingertips wet at all times, so you can flip pages.

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The ability to fart pee.

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The power to make people believe it wasn't' you who just farted

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The power to live until you die.

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the power to move forward in time one second peer second

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The power of having night vision that only works during the day

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The power to sit down as long as you are not in contact with anything.

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to transform into a middle aged woman to fondle with your own tits(every mans dream)

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The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

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The power of the detachable little toe!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!