The power to die uncontrollably and never come back or do anything else.

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The power to pick something up and stay the same.

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The power to fly when your touching the ground

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The power to constantly stumble upon the twilight zone. Moral: *creepy theme*

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The power to do anything as if you were god but only after you slay a mythical dragon and eat an Unicorn's poop.

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The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

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The ability to survive without an apendix.

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The power to be 1% bullet proof.

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the power to see the things that are happening right

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The ability to summon CHUCK NORRIS, but only while naked.

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The power to eat your own face.

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The power to spontaneously break into song only during absolutely tragic moments.

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the power to not own a spacial power!!

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to drink alot of alcohol and not get drunk

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The power to have sex with someone but only in your mind

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The power to not die in lava but only when you are cold

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The ability to spit in random obscure crayola colors.

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The power to come up with pointless superpowers on a website about pointless superpowers.

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The ability to fart pee.

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The power to create ice out of thin air but only at -35 degree celcius and below.

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the power to turn on anything by saying every digit of pi near it.

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The power to make dad jokes.

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the power to f**k your family all at once

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!