- Pointless Super Powers

the ability to fly 6 inches off the groung

The power to be still until moving or being touched.

Ability to become friends with anyone, but only on facebook

The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself

Th power to be telepathetic

The power to transform into Osama whenever someone sees you.

the power to go on the internet, but only when there is no wi-fi

The power too shot seeds IF you are not alive

The power to write in invisible ink

The power to walk on your butt cheeks

The power to give your wife rights

the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

The power to give a **** about bigfoot

The power to turn expensive drinks into shit flavored milk

the ability to fly- but only indoors

The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

The ability to walk with the exact slight misdirection of shoping trolleys

Writing "because moral man loves you" Moral: I am far too antisocial to love everyone, I mean the more love for me the better... so I can give a lot to my girlfriend too... love you baby! (my girlfriend duh) Moral 2: Someday ill tell her that I type this comments, and if you thumb this up, she will find out I declared my love here too... aww... love the man that does not love you... for love! Me: Huh? My head is spinning... and if yours is too, then thumb this comment up.

The power to see John Cena, but only when he taps out/gives up.

The power to get AIDS.

The power to have uncontrollable amounts of earwax so when you put in earphones they get covered in earwax

The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!