The power to start typing a sentance and then start writing another way to save on your car insurance is to take the The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start to write a book about a magic trick that reveals cards

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The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

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The ability to sit down without using any other body part than your butt.

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The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

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The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

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Turning into a brick wall. Forever.

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The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

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The power to thumb ME down! Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you do-own...

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The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

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The power to fly 2 feet in the air.

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The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

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The ability to breath fire through your mouth but only when your mouth is closed.

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The power to dissasemble yourself, but not re-assemble yourself.

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The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

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the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

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The power to turn cancer into aids.

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The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

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The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

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the power to have a dick in the box

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The power to grow one inch, but you need to shrink one inch to do so.

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The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!