the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore

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Moral man. Moral: I have self irony... which isn't a superpower... neither is being me... But its at least Super pointless and I have the power to do this... SO CLOSE! SO DAMN CLOSE! :(

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To the comment below: You wont get a chance to miss me mortal... Moral: The color of envy... you wish you could be like me... everyone of you, yet some of you got the balls/pussies to prove it! For the people! For the freedom of speech! For courage and strength! For balls of steel! For the ladies... and most importantly... because I f*cking want to! NOW AND FOREVER! I AM MORAL MAN!

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The Power to Breath When Ur dead

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The power to think you have powers.

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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I have the superpower that lets me erase the memories of amnesiacs! Beware! Beware!

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The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

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The power to open doors with your bare hands

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The power to go forward through time to a second from now. I wonder if I still be in this world then when I use that power though.

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The power to fart on a plane.

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The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

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The power to not Waste time

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The power to go back in time, but only 1 second back and with a 10 second recharge.

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The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.

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The ability to pass gas and have it smell like coffee from Starbucks.

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The power to uncontrollably go blind

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

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The power to travel forward in time at the speed of normal time.

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The power of turning your nose upside down, but only when it's raining... or in the shower.

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The power to understand animals but only extinct animals

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the power to tell when someone is in your car

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The ability to transform escalators into stairs.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!