The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

The ability to turn traffic lights red in your lane and green for everyone else

the power to turn on a random guys tv

The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.

The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

Gay mens power to making straight women like them...

The power to be able to tie your shoe halfway, by using your mind.

The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

the power to make pointless superpowers

the power to read whenever somebody is about to make a pun but only if youve already heard that pun

The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

The ability to perceive the presence of light.... with your ears. (warning, blindness may effect abilities potency.)

The power to lick your balls.

the power to refreeze frozen ice

the powre to spel

The power of becoming an apple tree

The power to move things with your mind while you sleep.

The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

The power to be yourself.

The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

The power to find treasure, when you try to look for it.

The power to get to the end of Temple Run

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!