The power to turn acute triangles into equilateral triangles.

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The power to sweat acid.

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The power to levitate mustard.

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The power to die, but only when you're dead.

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

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The power to read View Terms of Services

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The ability to make dogs sneeze

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the power to make bubles without soap

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Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

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The power to perfectly tie a Cherry stem in your mouth only while your in and elevator going down in Shanghai on the fourth shortest tower with a pink roof

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The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

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the power to shrink or grow at will, except your organs stay the same size

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North Korea's Nuclear missile program.

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The abilty to think Justin Beiber is talented.

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the ability to turn a banana into an apple at will, but only for a few seconds.

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The power to only use yahoo.com

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to drink alot of alcohol and not get drunk

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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The ability to perpetually masturbate.

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The power to change your own emotions at will...WAIT THAT'S A REAL ONE !?

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The power to only drink when your parents are watching.

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The ability to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!