- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be lazy and a normal human being. The Average Joe Power.

The ability to lose Russian rolette, once.

The power to eat your own face.. the one time

The power to get rid of feminism

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The power to fart in technicolor.

The power to have sex whenever you want, but only with Rosie O'Donnell

A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

the ability to fly 6 inches off the groung

ability to run very fast without stopping forever

the power to know when it isn't either 4 or 9 o'clock.

The power to remember your past failures and all the pain you ever received every time you close your eyes. And you have no appossable thumbs.

The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

having the ability to not piss yourself when your on the toilet.

The power to go forward in time so you get defeated faster

Lactokinesis

The power to be still until moving or being touched.

The powert to look at people, only when you're alone.

The power to transform water into urine with just drinking it.

You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

The power to eat anything, as long as it's food

the power to not have superpowers

The power to be never need to use the bathroom

The power to know when an item of food has been cooked to perfection, 38 seconds after it has caught fire.

Pointless Super Powers

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