The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

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The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

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The power to be able to do anything you want, but only as long as you don't know that you have that power.

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the power to see everyone as a tree

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The ability to hear fish.

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The power to be able to hold your farts while you pee.

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The power to be able to tie your shoe halfway, by using your mind.

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The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

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the power to win the crying game

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The power to walk through a unlocked door.

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The power to be bad at everything

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the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment

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The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

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The power to start typing a sentance and then start writing another way to save on your car insurance is to take the The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start to write a book about a magic trick that reveals cards

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The power to turn a dollar into three quarters.

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The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

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The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

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The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

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The ability to sit down without using any other body part than your butt.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

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The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

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The power to fly 2 feet in the air.

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The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!