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The power to never end your .
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the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger
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the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.
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The power to to think there are images in the clouds.
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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)
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the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due
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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.
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The power to only sit down and not stand up.
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The power to just eat one lays potato chip
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The power to kill yourself, but revive at the same age only to find yourself in the other gender.
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the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die
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The power to smell farts nearby
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The ability to have every possible thought as fast as the Flash is capable of moving and faster and know how every scenario can, will, and most likely will play out, yet you cannot say anything about them and they cannot be put to use. As well as no one can read your mind or anything similar to obtain said knowledge.
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The power to do anything as if you were god but only after you slay a mythical dragon and eat an Unicorn's poop.
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The ability to defacate any object you want, unless the object in question is smaller than motorbike.
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The ability to money into dog shit.
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The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.
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The power to have superhuman strength. But I have to jack off to do so.
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The power to control time by pressing your right elbow under your right armpit
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The power to reseal bottles!
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The power to get a boner, but only when you're hugging your dad.
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The power to poo.
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The ability to go poop and pee.
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the power to hate nature
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!