The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

The ability to breath under lava

The power to know the name of every show while the title card is in front of you but only if you are holding cheap mango chutney

The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

The ability to tell when someone last used the bathroom by licking their thumb.

the power to always hug people

the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

The power to turn invisible but only different parts of the body and happens at random times of the day.

the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

The power to press the "I have read and agree with the terms on service -" button without actually reading them.

The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

The ability to consume nutrient of the object what you swallow.

Immunity to curable diseases.

the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

The power to not be affected by bullets unless you are shot with one by a gun

the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

The power to make yourself forget your life

The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!