the power to see through glass

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The power too shot seeds IF you are not alive

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The power to fly, but only when on the ground

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the ability to die without any control

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wast your time on the computer

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The power to be meta, but nobody thinks it's cool any more.

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The power to travel 60 miles an hour while inside of a vehicle.

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The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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The ability to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to not get crushed, only if you're in contact with something.

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The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

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The power to transform into anything you have already become

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the power to summon fire with a lighter

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The power to have a magnetically attractive force, but only to bullets

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the power to fly for a second

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The power to live through a Twilight movie.

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The power to troll the Internet.

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The power to have a power

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The power to communicate through complex technology that was only developed 50 years ago and is still un known if it is harmful

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The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

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The power to invent a secret language that everyone understand

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the power to be famous but no one in the world knows you are

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Hitler Superpowers. The ability to kill 3 million Jews.

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Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!