- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to read the minds of rocks

The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around

The power to transfer a fart to another person and control it also.

The power to invent a secret language that everyone understand

the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

The power to slow the rate grass grows for 10 seconds every 13 years.

The power to summon a Genie lamp, that if rubbed allows you to wish for 3 pointless superpowers.

The power to clone yourself 1000`s of times times and fly really fast upwards for 10 minutes as soon as you die. (Your corpses landing everywhere)

The power to expand the size of your head and gain weak telekinesis, but you die in 3 days, the bigger you make your head, the more powerful your telekinesis but the faster you die.

The power to make anyone with the exact same genetic makeup as you bleed at a wound if there is a bullet imbedded in their head

The power to think of a pointless superpower

the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

the power to see through water.

The ability to sense any and all ham in a five mile radius.

The power to learn only at school.

THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

The power to sweat acid.

The power to travel through time to get through school but then fail at life.

The power to see through air.

The power to transform any cutlery into a plastic spork, but only when you're in life threatening situations.

The power to change your eyebrows daily

The amazing ability to shart at your own will.

The ability to smell colors.

The power to pull your heart out from your chest.

Pointless Super Powers