The power of being able to say, yell or do anything at all without nobody bothering... ever again...

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Stop clapping

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The ability to have a xredit card with no limit but not know the pin

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The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

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The power to turn anything you touch into old.

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The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

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The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

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The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

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The power to know the name of every show while the title card is in front of you but only if you are holding cheap mango chutney

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The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

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The ability to tell when someone last used the bathroom by licking their thumb.

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the power to always hug people

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the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

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The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

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the ability to only do pointless things.

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The power to have a 17% avoidance rate to stepping on lego bricks.

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the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

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The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

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The power to press the "I have read and agree with the terms on service -" button without actually reading them.

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The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

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The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

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The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

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the power to count from A to purple

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The ability to consume nutrient of the object what you swallow.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!