- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper

The power to have orgasm everytime a cold breeze rolls in

The power to die on command

The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.

the power to fly but only during a thunder storm

the owe to sneeze with your eyes open

The ability to breathe oxyen, but only when in space.

the power to control your own body movements

The power to have children at will.

The power to brag about having a super power.

The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.

The ability to become the most influential person within the borders of Idaho

the power to believe that im not a superior being......just a regular guy!!!

The power to talk like Batman perfectly, but only at really serious moments.

the ability to see into the past

The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

The power to make the tip of your penis invisible at will.

The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid

The power to turn wine into water

The power to touch anything that is touchable.

The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.

The power to taste anything you smell.

power to make acid rain only when your are locked outside your house

The power to grow back your nails 2 seconds after you pick them.

Pointless Super Powers