- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the abitity to talk to someone l the way across the world,but only deaf people

The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

The power to have a normal sized torso, but short legs.

Liam Brudenell

The power to have as much fun typing these as me. Moral: Of course you possess no such "useless" superpower you sad loser!

The power to be afraid of horses.

the power to quickly re-wrap christmas presents

the power to get blood clots

The power to be yourself.

The power to move things with your mind while you sleep.

The power to see through windows

The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

The ability to fly as long as you're touching the floor.

The power to give people std's during intercourse

The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

The power to teleport to hell. You cannot teleport anywhere else.

the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

the ability to touch type but only when you have no hands

The power to see through glass walls.

the power to hear and understand all living things within 100 meters but they cant understand you and you can never turn it off.

Pointless Super Powers